Sunday, 18 December 2011

Music: Incubus: Sick Sad Little World

This is for anyone who has started out listening to Incubus with their most recent album, If Not Now, When?, which is probably one of the worst albums I have ever listened.  It's not often that I listen to an album and decide it's so bad that I'll never listen to it again, but If Not Now, When? was so tinged with disappointment that I just can't bring myself to put it on again.

If you look back to, for example, A Crow Left Of The Murder (which is one of my favourite albums of all time) there's not a single bad track on there.  I considered Incubus to be one of the most consistent and imaginative bands around, and this is probably why it was so disappointing when they released If Not Now, When?

So you can all hear just how good they should be, here is Sick Sad Little World.  I wish I could put the entire album up for you all....

Saturday, 10 December 2011

Music: Los Campesinos - Romance Is Boring

From humble beginnings at Cardiff University to festivals and North American tours, Los Campesinos have come a long way.  Los Campesinos were on the outskirts of my radar when I saw them at Leeds festival many moons ago (2008).  I love their upbeat style (though it's not always upbeat content) and I was hooked off that very first performance.  There really is nothing like dancing in the mud to make you a fan.  This is the title track from their album Romance Is Boring:

Friday, 9 December 2011

Music: Pixies - Where is my mind?

Today we have a classic, a song that is as old as me.  You'll probably all know this track as being off the soundtrack for Fight Club, and apparently a music video was never made for it (you're all welcome to correct me on that one!).  I think a lot of songs that came out over ten years ago are are the ones that never sound dated: Smells Like Teen Spirit, Song 2, Under The Bridge etc.  This definitely comes under that banner with the best of them.  This is the best video that I could find for this track but be warned, if you don't want Fight Club to be ruined for you, then you're best not watching this one.

Thursday, 8 December 2011

Music: Daft Punk - Tron: Legacy Soundtrack

Right, cast your minds back many months, all the way back to April.  I wrote a review of the film Tron: Legacy and the original Tron film, and in that review I told you all the soundtrack was great and that there was to be a new CD of remixes from the soundtrack out soon (you can read it here).

When I watched the film at the cinema, the soundtrack was every bit as amazing as the special effects.  The soundtrack and film went together so well that it would be fair to say that without the soundtrack the film might not have been quite as epic, and equally without the film (and enormous speakers providing the surround sound) the music isn't quite as epic.  But it is close.

To get a taster of the soundtrack try this video.  It is a trailer but it features one of my favourite tracks Derezzed, and hopefully it'll make you all want to watch the film (which I understand is the purpose of a trailer)!  And yes that is Michael Sheen AND it is Daft Punk, just in case you were wondering...


R3C0NF1GURED is a CD of remixes of the Daft Punk original soundtrack by a whole range of other artists.  I really love how this CD has developed each track into a full, stand-alone song.  One of the only negatives of the original album was that it IS a soundtrack and this is fairly obvious when you listen to the CD.  This is one of my favourite tracks off of the R3C0NF1GURED CD, but a word of warning - make sure your speakers are prepared for bass.  For example, in my car this causes extreme embarrassment due my speakers inability to deliver the low notes.  What actually happens is there is a low rattle and vibration... and I look like a chav.



Music: Foals - Cassius

It doesn't matter how many new Foals songs I hear, this is still my favourite:

Music: Clare Maguire - Ain't Nobody (Breakage Remix)

Because recently adverts have broadcast better music than the radio:

02 Ain't Nobody (Breakage Remix) by claremaguire


Monday, 5 December 2011

Music: Santigold - An Introduction

As I missed yesterday (I'm a terrible person), I have a very shiny artist for you today - Santigold  (originally Santogold but this had to be changed to avoid a lawsuit).  I couldn't choose between all her tracks but I managed to narrow it down to three tracks for you lovely people.  The first is one that I imagine you will all recognise as it was featured on an advert and we all know how much I love to find music through adverts!


I don't know if that's the official video or not, but it is A video.  The next track was the follow up single to Creator:


Finally, I know this isn't a proper video but it's a great remix - my final track is a remix of You'll Find A Way.  This remix is on the album that all of these songs are from, self-titled Santogold.  There are rumours that the next Santigold album is out in Spring 2012 - EXCITED!!

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Music: The Naked And Famous

Right, today is a two-for-the-price-of-one day - what a treat!  I couldn't choose between these two tracks by The Naked And Famous.  The first I think is the best song and the second is a good song with an excellent video.

So here is track number one, Punching In A Dream.  I heard the Does It Offend You, Yeah? remix of this track first but I think the original is better:


And the second is Serenade.  I love those little paper-foldy-wotsits!  See how long it takes you to forget that the sound isn't actually coming from them.


Friday, 2 December 2011

Music: The Knife - Heartbeats


"Ooh, isn't that that that song of the advert with all the bouncy balls?  You know that Gonzalez bloke..."

No, my misinformed friend it isn't.  This is The Knife and they released this song long before Jose did.  So, because I have been assured that it isn't common knowledge that this is a Knife track, here it is for you as my day two song.

http://theknife.net/

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Music: Woodkid - Iron

Right, it's December and I am sadly without an advent calendar.  So let's do it with music.  Everyday for the month of December, I will give you a song to listen to.  And here is the first...

This song should have been massive when it was released back in March of this year and it wasn't.  But then, with all media seemingly terrified to think out of the box and play something a bit different (if it ain't broke... and all that) should we be so surprised?  Until, would you believe it, a computer game advertisement has broken the mold - whoever was on song-choosing duty that day is quite literally, my absolute hero.  Not only is the song fantastic but it fits the game absolutely perfectly - give that employee a pay rise!

If you haven't had the opportunity to hear Iron by Wookdkid yet then here it is:



And as I'm feeling generous today here is the Mystery Jets remix of the same song.  It's OK, you don't have to thank me...



Sunday, 13 November 2011

Music: Safari - Doubt


Early Christmas presents for you all from Safari!  You can download Doubt and Are We Ready? for free (yippee!) from Safari's website on December 1st.  For now, you can listen to them over and over at their Soundcloud page thingummy jig.

Thursday, 23 June 2011

TV: Mr T's World's Craziest Fools



Maybe the money is running out...  Maybe it's not...  Mr T is certainly getting about a bit recently, whether in Snickers ads or hosting his excellent new show World's Craziest Fools.

The only two words I could consider really describing this show as are ridiculous and hilarious.  It's like watching You've Been Framed without really knowing if they'll show that guys leg break when he's showing off trying to snap a wooden beam by kicking it with his shin (the leg didn't break but then neither did the wood).  Or are we about to see someone plummet to their untimely death when their parachute gets caught on the plane and they're left hanging at too-many-thousand-feet (we don't).

You could find Mr T's constant, well known catchphrases a bit forced to begin with and they may wear a little thin.  We know you ain't getting on no plane (sucka) etc etc, but such is the nature of a show called World's Craziest Fools.  If he didn't keep his character going then it would just be World's Funniest... And we all know that whether it's animals, holiday videos or DIY disasters they are rarely actually the world's funniest.

But Craziest Fools doesn't just aim to be funny.  Oh no, this is a deep and multifaceted program.  Mr T also aims to shock.  Going back to You've Been Framed on this one.  A few years ago on YBF you could watch the clips safe in the knowledge that no one really gets hurt.  Now you watch it and there may be injury but everyone walks away, "Haha, I smashed my face in a tree, isn't that funny".  Not often do you sit watching a man struggle to hobble away after falling through the ceiling of a shop he's trying to rob thinking, "He's definitely broken his leg there".  But secretly, the dark part of your mind is thinking that actually he deserves it.  

Clip that made me gasp the most - the man with the nearest and luckiest escape I've ever seen.  He walks in from his car to a shop, pauses to put something in a bin.  He steps through the shop door off of the pavement just as a 4x4 loses control, drives up the path at high speed, smashes through the bin and hits a pole behind the lucky - and shocked - pedestrian.

So, yes, very funny - Crazy Fools, Mr T and all that.  But if you like YBF and you're not ten you're probably going to enjoy Craziest Fools.  Actually, you'd probably like it if you're ten.  Probably more so.  If you like YBF and you are aged ten, you'll LOVE Craziest Fools. 

You can still watch Episode 2 on the iPlayer but only for 3 more days!!!

Craziest Fools is broadcast on BBC3, Mondays at 10:30 p.m.

Monday, 30 May 2011

Music: EMA


"Anderson's music has the power to plummet to the depths and drag you right down there with her" - Pitchfork


Erika M. Anderson (ex-Gowns singer and guitarist) has released the video for the free download, Milkman, taken from her latest album Past Life Martyred Saints.  EMA has received praise from NME, The Guardian, Stool Pigeon, Pitchfork, The Fly etc etc and you can download the track from Soundcloud for free... Mmmm lovely free-ness!

Sunday, 29 May 2011

Music: Give It A Go...


Battles: Repetitive, weird... Great!!

iTunes is on shuffle and I'm going to share with you the first ten tracks that I think might be worth 4 minutes of your time (and that I'm not ashamed of)...

Jamie T: The Dance Of The Young Professionals
From his Sticks n Stones EP, sounds like a Russian influenced pre set keyboard tune.  If you're easily offended by swearing, then don't bother.
www.jamie-t.com

Example: What We Made
From his first, better album of the same name, which I might point out is completely different to anything he's had in the charts in the last year.  Probably not the best song off the album, but iTunes does the choosing here.
www.trythisforexample.com/

Alanis Morissette: Head Over Feet
Because everyone likes this album... Go on, go and listen to Jagged Little Pill again.
www.alanismorissette.com

Enter Shikari: Anything Can Happen In The Next Half Hour
The story of a stalker!  Who knew what Hertfordshire could breed - synthy, rocky, occassionally screaming melody makers.
www.entershikari.com

Gary Moore: All Your Love
One of my favourite musical conversations: Person X "What do you like to listen to", Me "Oh loads of different things, I've got Gary Moore on in the car at the moment", Person X "Gary Moore? From Thin Lizzy? What are you listening to that for, you're far too young to remember him aren't you?".  Oh, I'll just go erase Frank Sinatra and the Beatles from my memory too, shall I? Sigh...
www.gary-moore.com

Green Day: Warning
Green Day, when they were good.  That's all.
www.greenday.com

The Distillers: I Am A Revenant
Again, probably not the best track from the ex-band of Brody Dalle/Armstrong/Homme, whichever she chooses to be.  She may sound like she smokes sixty a day, but any other way and it just wouldn't be right.  Most girls can't do punk for that very reason.
www.myspace.com/thedistillersband
www.spinnerettemusic.com

Marina And The Diamonds: Guilty
The darkest sounding track on the album The Family Jewels, Marina can't really be rivalled by any other female singer at the moment, her extensive live performances were incredible along with an album that didn't disappoint.  Hopefully, we'll start to see some more tracks soon!
www.marinaandthediamonds.com

Battles: Leyendecker
Battles repetitive weirdness - I'm sure I said that in yesterdays post.  I don't know what else to say about them really but they are great!  Much better than I make them sound...  In fact, almost the next track iTunes chose was Ddiamondd by Battles, and this track is just mad.  Sometimes this track is what the inside of my head feels like!
Incubus: Here In My Room
If you listen to no one else here, you should give Incubus a go.  I reckon that they're fairly appealing to most musical tastes.  Also I just read on Wikipedia that singer Brandon Boyd can play the didgeridoo and the djembe (which I have also just learnt is a kind of drum).  I know Wikipedia is the enemy of reliable information but I hope this is true.
www.enjoyincubus.com

Music: Free Strummerville Compilation


"It's you and me at Club Dawn" - Joe Strummers usual words to the early morning campfire stragglers

Quite often when a whole album, especially a compilation, is being given away free there is a reason (i.e. no one in their right mind would pay for it).  But here's one worth listening to:  Songs For The Summer 2011.

Many moons ago, Joe Strummer started a camp fire at Glastonbury.  Many people came, playing music and generally having a nice time.  This has since been labelled Strummerville, and it's now a regular thing.  No play lists are announced, the best way to find out who will be there is to swing by in the day and take a peek at their chalkboard - last year there were artists such as The Mystery Jets, Frank Turner and The Drums.

Strummerville is now a charity - The Joe Strummer Foundation for New Music - that helps aspiring musicians and projects that could change the world.  The album and charity are being supported by Brothers Cider who will be donating a penny from each bottle and can sold in June to the Strummerville Foundation.

So, download the album from here, though actually I got it more easily from here.  It's a great compilation, there is a good range of music to listen to and really, if you hate it then delete it - you haven't lost anything by giving it a go.

You find out more about Strummerville and the charities excellent work at their official website.  And at least we can feel like we're doing a good thing by drinking Brothers Cider this June!

The track list is:

The Joker & The Thief - Be The Boy
Bastille - Icarus
Dark Moon - Blackbird
The Welcome Committee - Rich Kids
Shooting Star Poets - That Boy Don't Dance
La Rebla Fam - A British Morning
The Vagabonds - John Mellor
The Lights - Mostly Water
The Great Whale - Don't Lost Your Mind
The Barker Band - Chapel
Benjamin Folke Thomas - Thoroughly Alone

Saturday, 28 May 2011

Music: Tall Ships

"Clash Magazine: Tips for 2011.  Tall Ships aren't your average rock band"

If you're into the Foals mathy, staccato catchiness, Battles repetitive weirdness, Biffy's epic start to Living Is A Problem, shanty harmonies... Well the list could go on.  Tall Ships are an amalgamation of everything that is good and right and wholesome about music.

Take their back catalogue.  You don't even need to hear it all - two tracks and you can cover a myriad of styles, tempos and atmospheres.  From the top.  Vessels.  You could be forgiven for thinking that you hear more than one song here.  A slow, heartfelt beginning with impeccable harmonies and then... Pounding drums and we're into Foals territory.  You'll notice the Foals comparison surfaces often with this band and that's because it is simply unavoidable.  That's not to say they're lacking in originality - the band is awash with imagination and new ideas.  

The track Books then comes as a shock and a surprise when it knocks you back with synths.  Not just your casual indie synths - we're talking like, Ibiza, dance music synths.  Shocking, I know, but they've made it come together so well.  Moments later it's laid back wailings about time - and presumably how there isn't enough of it to fit all these genres into each track.

But we've really come here for is their next single Hit The Floor.  I'm sorry, but this is where those Foals comparisons are really going to be thoroughly applied.  This could have come straight off of Antidote, if they had enlisted Julian Casablancas as vocalist.  And that's not a bad thing - they've added their own stamp onto the genre setting themselves apart.


The track is a three minute frenzy, and was recently featured by Q magazine as their record of the month.  It's punchy, a bit mad and each simple layer builds on the last, making it an obvious hit for the indie fans who love to dance.  As for the live show, rumour has it it's a audio and  visual delight.  You can decide this for yourself as the band are currently on tour supporting Three Trapped Tigers (tour dates below).

The single can be found on iTunes now.  Or if you prefer to hold something lovely and hand numbered go here to pre order the physical release that will be out on 13th June.  There are only 300 copies of the vinyl, and only 100 of these will be available online, so no hesitation!  And then we can all sit back and wait patiently for an album.

Find Tall Ships at SoundCloud, MySpace and their own blog.

See them on tour:

1st June - Exeter, Lemon Grove (with We Are Scientists)
13th June - Middlesbrough, Empire (with WAS)
14th June - Leamington Spa, Assembly (with WAS)
15th June - London, Koko (with WAS)
16th June - Kingston, Banquet instore (6pm) and New Slang (11pm)
17th June - Brighton, Concorde 2 (with WAS)

1st July - Bournemouth, Six Million Postcards
9th July - Reading, Reading Outside Inside Festival
10th July - Vibe Bar, Sweet Beans Festival
15th July - Cheltenham, 2000 Trees Festival
22nd July - Tunbridge Wells, The Forum
24th July - Birmingham, Off The Cuff @ The Flapper And Firkin
25th July - Leeds, The Wall

5th August - Little Somerford, Fieldview Festival
6th August - Callington, Knee Deep Festival
9th August - Isle Of Wight, Bestival

Thursday, 12 May 2011

TV: Dragons Den


"What you've got there is a ball on a spring"

Excellent.  On the surface this is the rich giving help to the poor.  The inventors of this world who might not otherwise be able to amass the investment they need, get a chance to be heard by some of the biggest names in business.  But I have two problems with Dragons Den - and you'll soon see they're fairly substantial problems.

My first problem: the people.  There are some ridiculous ideas, cardboard beach furniture, pet burial pack, road kill soft toys... All the way down to one of my favourites, the all female building company - obviously because the majority of male builders lie to their customers and are unreliable, she implies.  Cherry on the cake?  She had no qualifications whatsoever to do the building work.  

If you get the opportunity to go on Dragons Den, make sure you know what you're talking about.  Don't go on with a half arsed attempt at a presentation - just don't!  If you're going to run a business, why wouldn't you know your figures and your markets and actually what your product really does.  You might truly love and believe in your product but that doesn't mean that someone else will.  And when you've been given advice, take it - some products are just not meant to be.

My second problem, and probably the killer for my enjoyment of this program: the dragons.  Take for example the poor soul who wandered in with Storycode - an online way of finding new books to read based on books you like.  An excellent idea, I was thinking.  Apparently not.  It was ripped apart by the Dragons almost immediately.  Several dragons seem to assume that because they are in control and hold the power (money) they have every right to be unbelievably rude and obnoxious.  Frankly, I don't care how much money you have, it doesn't mean you're exempt from manners. 

There are some people who just can't win.  If you don't go into the Den with enough information/ sales/ background you're out.  But on the other hand, the lady who took her gardening, wheeley gadget into the Den was constantly questioned over 'why was she there?'.  The Dragon's problem with her was that her background was too good, her product had sold too well and she had too much money.  How could she win?

My final Dragon peeve: Deborah Meaden.  Does she ever smile?  Does she ever invest?  Who knows - I've never seen it.  I'm sure that when the Dragons do choose to invest it's an excellent opportunity for the company involved.  It's just the attitude with which the verdict is given.  No doubt, there is some good advice in there somewhere - I just can't see it through my cringing eyes.  

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Music: O'Death

"They've always been revved-up and eager, but Outside, the band's third full-length, is also earnest and persuasive, a collection of intensely personal, intricately assembled folk songs." - Pitchfork.com


To be honest, I'm not usually into all this new folky nonsense.  The wave of chart popularity the genre has recently received, headed up by Mumford & Sons, all seems to take itself just a little too seriously.  Maybe I missed something but here was just no room for fun, and then... Well what's the point?

So, when I was reading the PR blurb for O'Death I got to the words "delicate, folk-inspired"... Argh, delicate.  Argh, folk inspired.  This is going to be awful.  But how wrong could I be!  O'Death make me love "folk-inspired" - well done them, this was previously considered an impossible task.

On the surface, the music sounds so energetic and upbeat, though they would have every right to be serious for reasons other than self importance. The band have had their fair share of hardships.  Their 2009 tour was interrupted when drummer, David Rogers-Berry was diagnosed with Osteosarcoma, a type of bone cancer.  After ten months of chemotherapy and a shoulder replacement, the band went back into the studio to record their third album, Outside, and returned to the stage with a performance that received excellent reviews.

Their latest track Bugs, which comes from that third album, is so obviously inspired by folk music but it's fun and uplifting and there's never a dull moment.  For a band known for combining folk and country with a fast, furious punky style, Bugs is far more laid back, mellow track.  Their past albums have been full of aggressive energy and drama, with a harsher vocal line than you might expect from such a genre.  As I mentioned, there is an element of country music about them, but it would be a seriously excitable line dance if O'Death took to the stage.

Luring you into a feeling of calm, with their softer than usual vocals and plucking guitars, Bugs picks up it's pace to a ridiculously catchy and thick chorus.  Chances are that you're going to find yourself humming it, and have one of those 'damn, what is that song!' moments, whether you love it or hate it.

MySpace is the first place to head to to hear a few sample tracks, as ever.  You can listen to their older tracks, and compare the evolution of their sound.  Certainly, the new album will be a very interesting listen, even from a new fans point of view.

The single, Bugs, is released May 30th on City Slang Records.  O'Death's new album, Outside, is out on June 6th.  You can pre-order it from HMV here.

Have a listen to O'Death at their MySpace page, or listen to Bugs on SoundCloud.

Monday, 2 May 2011

Music: Crystal Fighters



"Have you ever wondered what would happen if you went back, say, 100 years and dropped a ton of modern recording equipment plus a copy of Mixmag into an obscure hamlet in the heart of the Basque region of Spain and left the villagers, steeped as you'd expect in folk music, to their own devices?" - The Guardian

Crystal Fighters have created their own brand of music and received praise from Dazed and Confused, TimeOut and Mixmag (amongst others) for it.  They've even appeared on Later With Jools Holland!

Combining Basque folk music with dance, producing what they have described in the past as 'raved up, percussive folktronica' gives the Crystal Fighters an edge on other dance acts.  It's difficult to imagine how all the elements of their music could come together so well, but somehow Crystal Fighters manage to reign it all in.  They're certainly not afraid of showing their Spanish roots, and this adds depth to their music.  A perfect example of how they combine genres is the track Swallow, which features Spanish guitars and a dub step baseline.  It should all sound like Fawlty Towers' Manuel on a night out in Ibiza... but it doesn't.

There are of course, tracks I am less keen on.  I Love London is one such track - it's a little repetitive, a little predictable and when you reach the end of the track you realise that actually not a lot has happened.  But it is catchy and I suspect there will be many, many people who strongly disagree with me (proof: it was voted as one of the top 100 tracks of 2008 by Mixmag - but if we agreed all the time it would be boring).

One of their most popular and well known tracks, Xstatic Truth, begins with a simple tunes and soft vocals but slowly builds into an absolute explosion of fun and noise and dancing and everything thats good about music in the summer.  

Crystal Fighters are a welcome breath of fresh air in a time when music can all too soon start sounding the same.  Let's face it - flick through the music channels and you'll hear the same songs over and over.  They are unafraid of doing things a little differently, and with originality and intelligence.  I love that you can listen to one track and it will be folky loveliness and the next track will be a dance track; it makes the album imaginative and exciting.  Everything that music should be but so often is not.

Crystal Fighters' album, Star of Love, is out now.  You can find it here (and many other places... probably).

Visit Crystal Fighters Official website

Saturday, 30 April 2011

Book: The Bookseller of Kabul


"Grown-ups stole a glance at the fire and hastened by... It was obvious to all that this fire had not been lit by street watchmen to warm their hands.  It was a fire in the service of God"

There are many books written about war - the fighting, the battles, the death and the victory.  There are very few books that can offer such an insight into how it affects normal people day to day.  This is exactly what Åsne Seierstad aims to achieve in The Bookseller of Kabul, one of the best selling Norwegian books of all time.

The book tells the story of an Afghan family who Steierstad lived with in the spring after the fall of the Taliban.  The head of the family, Sultan Khan, owns a bookshop in Kabul that Steierstad visited when she was there with the Northern Alliance. 

Her story begins by detailing how the 'religious police' went through Sultan's bookshop looking for any book portraying a living thing - human or animal - and burnt them.  This was one of many attacks on his books made by authorities.

"These men considered anyone who loved pictures or books, sculptures or music, dance, film or free thought enemies of society... Heretical texts were overlooked.  The soldiers were illiterate and could not distinguish orthodox Taliban doctrine from heresy.  But they could distinguish pictures from letters..."


This is the first instance in which I considered just how different the Afghan culture was and is.  The book touches on this many times, from the burning of the books to the treatment of women - it is a difficult way of life to imagine for an independent Westerner who enjoys, if not always equality, at least the right to fight for it.  

Take Sultan for example.  On one hand I respected him for his efforts to keep selling books, to promote education in his country and to fight for a better situation where everyone has freedom.  On the other hand his treatment of his wives, particularly his first wife Sharifa, is not something that I would defend in any way.  Sultan still has absolute control over his family and that is accepted.

The book continues with the lives of each individual family member.  We look at both of Sultan's wives, including the situation that surrounded him on taking a second, much younger wife.  We travel with Sultan's son Mansur on a pilgrimage to Mazar-i-Sharif and feel his frustrations when Sultan will not allow it at first.  We follow the daily struggle of Leila, Sultans youngest sister, who is treated as a slave in the home.  We go with her to the Ministry of Education to become a teacher and feel her disappointment at her lack of success. 

It is difficult to imagine living like the Khans.  In Afghan terms they are lucky - they eat well and some are educated.  Many Afghan families are entirely illiterate and face a daily struggle to find enough food.  Even so, their situation is so far removed from our own:

"The once so enviable running water has been a joke for the last ten years.  On the first floor there is cold water in the pipes for a few hours each morning.  Then nothing...  Water reaches the second floor now and again, but no water ever reaches the third floor, the pressure is too weak... Every other day there is power for four hours... When there is power in one part of tow, another part is blacked out".

The book is intriguing to read.  When the program The Family was on television people watched it to see how another family might live.  We draw comparisons and judge our differences - this is what people like to do, it's just how it is.  It's the reason that Big Brother was a success and the celebrity following culture we are all a part of - people like to know about other people.  
The Bookseller of Kabul offers this insight into someone else's life, but we also have the opportunity to learn about another culture, to hear the reality of life in places we will probably never visit.  The openness and honesty of the Khan family in their opinions is surprising at times.  While it's true that the family doesn't represent every normal family in Afghanistan, it would be impossible to say that their story is not fascinating.

Monday, 25 April 2011

Film: Tron/Tron Legacy


"The Grid.  A digital frontier.  I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer.  What did they look like? Ships, motorcycles?  Were the circuits like freeways?"

My first encounter with Tron was the Simpson's Halloween Special where Homer finds a portal that transports him to a grid.  My Dad explained that this was a reference to Tron - an early 80s film that was quite confusing, but graphically groundbreaking.  And then I forgot about Tron for about a decade.

When Tron Legacy came out last December, I wasn't all too interested.  It looked shiny, but I didn't know much about it.  I was taken to see it, in 3D (my first 3D film) and I was almost instantly transfixed by the look of the film, the soundtrack, the excitement - everything about the film made me love it.  Tron Legacy has now been released as a box set with the Blu-ray edition of the original Tron.

The original Tron, watching it through 21st Century eyes, is unbelievably outdated.  So outdated, in fact, that I found myself having a little chuckle.  Remember, that I saw Tron Legacy first, at the cinema and so I made many comparisons, probably quite unfairly.  In 1982, when Tron was first released the graphics were astonishing, and so much effort went into making them that way.  For example, computers didn't have the ability to automatically animate images and so each frames co-ordinates had to be entered by hand.  It took the entry of 600 co-ordinates to create four seconds of film.  The other piece of technology that was lacking was that which allowed recorded film of people to be integrated with computer created special effects.  Hand drawn animation was used to meet this end, and heavy editing filled in the gaps.

The premise of the original Tron is that a hacker, Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges), is taken into a digital world from which he must escape with the help of a security program, Tron, created by the man who eventually becomes his business partner, Alan Bradley (Bruce Boxleitner).  Bridges and Boxleitner are the only two actors to appear in both the original and new Tron's.  

Tron Legacy, fortunately, does not attempt to remake the original but rather to extend it.  Kevin Flynn's son Sam (Garrett Hedlund) accidentally stumbles into the same cyber universe and finds his father.  Bridges actually plays the two main roles in this film (as did various actors in the original), playing both Kevin Flynn and his creation CLU.  As CLU is a computer program he hasn't aged since the original film - this was achieved using the same effects used in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button to age and de-age Brad Pitt.  As well as this the entire film was shot in 3D (and it did look excellent!).  

One of my favourite roles in the film is the owner of the End Of The Line Club, Zuse (Tron trivia: named after computer pioneer Konrad Zuse), who is played by Michael Sheen.  While all the acting in the film was excellent, Sheen was almost unrecognisable as the camp bar keeper who is apparently influenced by Mae West and Ziggy Stardust.

Comparing the two films makes it possible to see just how far film graphics have come in the last thirty years.  Many of the same machines appear in both films and it's possible to draw comparison in how they move, how they look and what they can do.  Having seen the original film, you pick up on many of the smaller references in Tron Legacy that relate back to the first Tron, and there is a hidden Mickey Mouse to find in each film.  Alongside referencing the past film, there are also clever little references to technology.  CLU, for example, is actually an old programming language.

Finally, I can't go without mentioning the soundtrack to Tron Legacy.  Written and performed by Daft Punk, who actually make a small appearance in the film, it is without doubt one of the best soundtracks I've ever heard.  Another exciting development is the release of the CD R3C0NF1GURED, which involved remixes of the original soundtrack by Daft Punk by artists such as The Crystal Method and Boys Noize.  As a complete package, I'm pleased to say that Tron Legacy pushes all the right boundaries.

Friday, 22 April 2011

Book: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea


"It was not we the crew were anxious about.  'The Maelstrom! The Maelstrom!' they were crying.  The Maelstrom! Could a more frightful word in a more frightful situation have sounded in our ears?"

Often described as the man who created the genre of science fiction, Jules Verne has written many fantasy adventure novels that are still so well known a century and half after they were first published..  He was more popular in Britain than his native France, perhaps due to the British preoccupation with technological advances.  While in the mid 1800s science was not so far advanced that it would seem impossible to venture to the centre of the Earth, thoughts of submarine adventure or visiting the moon (From The Earth To The Moon) were barely just being considered.  Whether Verne had heard these ideas or if they were his original thought, his imagination caused them to grow into epic adventures of which the literary world had not yet seen.

Verne took great pains to make sure that all technical and scientific elements were accurate in their detail when writing 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea to help give a sense of reality.  Unfortunately, when the book was being published in other languages the translators didn't hold the importance of Verne's precision in such high regard.  Aside from the text being heavily edited to remove anything that could be conceived as anti-British, they had trouble switching Verne's calculations from the metric to imperial system.  Readers who were unaware of this assumed that Verne just hadn't bothered.

While the scientific detail is incredible, it does make the novel more difficult to read, and chances are you will get sick of the word 'zoophyte'.  It is important to remember that Jules Verne hadn't seen what Pierre Arronax sees in the story, it is purely down to research and imagination that we take a glimpse under the oceans.  And although at the beginning it is interesting to read the long lists of creatures and plants, along with their classifications by the end of the novel I admit that I found myself skipping paragraphs.  However, they are there to add weight to the story and do help you to believe that the three captives really were under the many oceans of the world.

Science and adventure are only part of the story.  20,000 Leagues Under The Sea combines many different elements to keep the reader interested.  It investigates conflicts between the interest of the narrator, Pierre Arronax and his two companions - the loyal Conseil and restless Canadian Ned Land.  Arronax in the beginning would like to stay aboard the submarine the Nautilus to complete his own studies and Conseil will follow his 'Monsieur' wherever he chooses to go.  However, Ned Land's only interest is to escape, and much of the novel revolves around his need for freedom.  

Captain Nemo takes the three men on a journey around the world, through hidden tunnels connecting seas, to the extremes of the South Pole and the hidden continent of Atlantis.  While they are free to roam his submarine they face a lifetime aboard the vessel - Captain Nemo provides the best hospitality but at the price of never leaving.  There is one other condition and that is that when it is requested the three men must be locked in their rooms and not question the reason.  While investigating the depths of the ocean, the reader is also given glimpses of Captain Nemo's darker secrets and personality.  Nemo and his crew are enveloped in mystery - from their language to their purpose.  Many questions are left unanswered allowing the reader to exercise their own imagination.

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea is a book that should be on everyones read-before-they-die lists.  It is hard work to read, but it is worth the effort.  It is easy to be put off by a book described as science fiction but some of the most famous books and films are covered by this genre.  HG Wells and his War Of The Worlds or Time Machine, Arthur C Clarke with 2001 - A Space Odyssey, A Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Nineteen Eighty Four, Fahrenheit 451 - we must wonder whether any of this would have happened without Jules Verne.

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Comedy: Micky Flanagan


"You know a relationship is going well when the casual c**ting starts"

Regent Theatre: 5th April 2011

Micky Flanagan: Tipped by almost everyone going as the next big thing, Edinburgh Comedy Awards Nominee, used to pack fish... apparently.  Micky Flanagan's Out, Out Tour hit Stoke-on-Trent in early April and I was lucky enough to get a last minute ticket.  Not knowing much about who I was going to see, I didn't go with much hope.  Yes, he was good at the Comedy Store on television but when you go to see a comedian who isn't extremely well known you just sort of hope they don't die on their arse.

He didn't.  In all honesty, we all nearly died laughing.  Not just having a chuckle, it was the kind of laughter where you wonder if you'll be able to breathe in before you pass away.  Moving from his cockney upbringing where Alphabetti Spaghetti is a treat and the local paedophile is considered harmless, to gaining an education and living in a nice area where he encounters the awkward fourth hello (that horrible moment where you walk past someone you kind of know in the street... again... and again...).

Micky Flanagan is just a delight to go and listen to for a couple of hours.  His support - who said his name at least three times but not once did I understand what he said - absolutely deserved to be there, and has a most interesting section on his Uncle Rasputin.

I urge you to go and see Micky Flanagan before he's so popular that tickets are like gold dust - he's on tour until the beginning of June and venues are selling out (so hurry up).  At least visit the Micky Flanagan website, watch some clips and then master than cockney walk.

Sunday, 17 April 2011

TV: An Idiot Abroad

Image courtesy of Tom Curtis

"Chicken - why is it orange in Chinatown?"

When an idiot abroad first aired, I caught ten minutes of it and turned it off. Watching Karl Pilkington antagonise a group of people by trying to push into a queue wasn't my idea of prime time viewing.  Subsequently, I spent the next month or two telling everyone who raved about it that they were wrong and shouldn't be celebrating such ignorance. 

Turns out, I was wrong.  Having watched Episode 1: China in it's entirety I can now admit that Karl Pilkington is the most hilarious man on television.  The episode is memorable quote after memorable quote as he rants about the things that no one else would think about.  On finding out he's going to China, the first thing he worries about is "Why do they have to be so different... Chicken - why is it orange in Chinatown".  Food is a touchy subject and within seconds Pilkington has convinced himself he's going to spend the whole time eating toad. 

Despite being offered a holiday that most people dream of their whole lives, Pilkington gives the impression he would be happier at home.  When he gets there, without exception, everything he sees he has a perfect complaint to apply.  He moans about the Great Wall of China, he moans about Kung Fu, he moans about the fortune teller (but then proceeds to do everything he's told to do - just in case).  He moans about the traditional Chinese massage, admittedly because it involved the masseuse holding her gloved hand in burning oil and rubbing it over his legs.  Needless to say, he moans when he actually does end up being force fed toad.

If you like watching Grumpy Old Men/Women you will love watching Pilkington stumble through China, and indeed the world.  At the end of the day he is just honest.  He doesn't say he's impressed if he isn't, he doesn't like something because he's been told he should.  He can't help being so narrow minded - he knows what he likes and he sticks to it.  Ending on a reflective note Pilkington compares himself with a toad in a well only seeing part of the sky - if you come out of your well you'll see the bigger picture he muses.  But in keeping with the rest of the episode, he decides that actually if you were a toad in China you would be better off in the well where no one will eat you.